I wish there was an engaging story to share regarding my absence from Naming Clement. Alas, other than the fact that Clement has been busy naming and all of the other good things that come with managing a company, there is no such story to share. If the price was right, perhaps I could engage fellow true believers in the power of storytelling who have taken up residence at Dandelion. Stuart Elliott provides a peek beyond the lion's tooth in his latest Advertising column for the New York Times.